In Chinese, it sounds like "Certain Death"! Oh how I wish I could hibernate until it is all over! And then like a groundhog I will pop my head out of the hole... "Is it over yet? Is it spring yet?"

If Hallmark can manufacture a holiday such as this, why can't they create a Single's Day for old dogs such as me? They can sell Happy Single's Day cards and make a fortune. Except you buy this card for yourself because no one else would buy you a card! ;P

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